The first of an irregular series…

UniQlo apostrophe horror
Here’s the front window of my local UniQlo last weekend. After snapping this shot, I attempted to peel off the apostrophe but my daughter dragged me away.

Gym wants to loosen your body fat
At the risk of offending one of my wonderful customers, this notice is plastered all over the gym in the basement of Associated Newspapers. The idea of ‘loose’ fat conjures some unpleasant imagery. Oh, and talking of the gym…

Gym offers sausage information service
… here’s another gym notice at Associated, this time mounted on the men’s changing room walls. Who’d have thought that personal trainers could offer information about German sausages, should one ‘reqiure’ it?
Well, Alistair, I wouldn’t worry too much about the gym sign typos––their design ensures no one will be reading them!